Some random thoughts

Status
Not open for further replies.

Nukem

Where am I again?
Messages
4,718
Location
Virginia Beach, VA
I am wondering:

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

What's another word for thesaurus?
 
Nukem said:
DECAF!?!?! NO! Gimme the high octane! :D

getting spurts of thoughts??? I like them too, seems like the only time I'm a complete idiot or a genuis. Or maybe its because I'm technically high (when it happens). What causes it? (for medical purposes). Its not just caffine, that can screw it up. Seems like the only time I can keep thinking awesome and keep it together is after staying up for a day, then sleeping for like 12hrs.

I need to understand more about the attention and thinking part of the brain. Anyone got any theories? I'd love to hear them.

If you want me to make a new thread, I will, but this one is pretty much for nothing so I figured hijacking was fine:eek: .
 
total and complete boredom on my part... the brain kicks in when I see a few comments like this. I have had other posts like this that I got via email, but some of these, my office mates and I had some random thoughs pulled out Waaaaaaaayy past the colon! LOL :p
 
You pulled something out of your colon? Gross.

I think most of those questions are self explanitory, but are funny as far as oxymorons go.
 
I didint know If I was to answer them...

So:


Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
It has a cap so it doesnt dry.

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Yes, you cant see anything tho.... :D

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Yes, why not?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?
to make people understand why they made abbreviations

Is it possible to be totally partial?
yes

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
I would drive with only fog lights

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
a box, what else?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
pass

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Yes, its still his right

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
NOOOO, gay.....

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Personal Preference, my friend who is one doesnt, lol

What's another word for thesaurus?
Synonym Maker
 
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

It can't dry, because the bottle is sealed.



Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Yes, why wouldn't they be able to? Are fat people unable to get naked and submerse in water?



Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

What? I guess if it is a small closet.



Why is the word abbreviation so long?

The word itself is not an abbreviation, so who cares?



Is it possible to be totally partial?

Yes, you can be totally the opposite of impartial.



If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

They don't have them at night, but if they did, yes they would have their lights on.



When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Giant plastic bags, or it is manufactured on site.



If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

No.



If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Yes, it is standard procedure. It's not like a mime isn't a human being.



If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

It depends on the outcome of the lawsuit.



Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Some do, some don't. Animal crackers aren't made of animal, so I don't see why they wouldn't eat them.



What's another word for thesaurus?

Lexicon?
 
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Everyone is fairly close. The real reason is because glue activates with air and causes a molecular bond. The oxygen starts this process.



Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Yes, why wouldn't they be able to? Are fat people unable to get naked and submerse in water?agreed



Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

What? I guess if it is a small closet.agreed



Why is the word abbreviation so long?

The word itself is not an abbreviation, so who cares?



Is it possible to be totally partial?

Yes, you can be totally the opposite of impartial.



If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

They don't have them at night, but if they did, yes they would have their lights on.



When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Giant plastic bags, or it is manufactured on site.



If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

No.
This has to do with how the brain captures and interprets images, which is done in different areas of the brain (image and interpretation)


If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Yes, it is standard procedure. It's not like a mime isn't a human being. Mime doesn't mean mute.



If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

It depends on the outcome of the lawsuit.



Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Some do, some don't. Animal crackers aren't made of animal, so I don't see why they wouldn't eat them.



What's another word for thesaurus?

Lexicon?theranosaurus rex
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top Bottom