Robin Williams Plan For Peace

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I'm sure a lot of you have seen this...well I don't know about ' a lot' but I know I've seen it once before and my dad forwarded this to me again so I thought I'd share it.....most if it makes quite a bit of sense if you ask me:


Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be tho-
roughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are stolen or given
to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
 
Seen it.

Of course, Robin Williams didn't actually say that(that's to be expected as this is the internet), and there all also several variants of this, but nevertheless it's still a good read. This one is different from the one I saw before.
 
Of course, Robin Williams didn't actually say that
so then whos the originator....I know I've seen him say it before...however whether or not he's the originator remains to be seen. I'm pretty sure the first time I saw it was like on a live comedy act or something along those lines, but still I'd like to know who DID say it then
 
lol. I doubt Robin Williams wrote that man. Leno would have jumped on his ass in no time.. Well if Tajahem's link is true, the last quote is by Robin. Possibly taken out of context though. :)

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

Nuclear weapons for everyone! US will no longer be able to maintain "order" :)

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

Mostly mexicans right?.. Not sure, but from what I heard they make up the most of em.

4) All future visitors will be tho-
roughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

A lot of "immigrant" cab drivers and cashiers are Indian and not arab. The person who wrote this "clearly" have forgotten that hardcore Hindus probably hate Muslims more than Americans :)..

Plus, a lot of these cab drivers and cashiers are middle aged folk who had great jobs back home. Why do they come? So that their kids can get a good education. The "good" universities in South Asia are frikkin tough to get in man. It's ridiculous. A lot of "rich" people in those countries who can't get into those universities come here and go to average universities. Not like MIT or Caltech obviously. b/c they are some of the hardest in the world. But Universities like Chicago, Cornell or whatever. Heck my cousin is doing it. lol..

This one Surgeon (not just a doctor) from India was supposedly a cab driver in Canada. And there is a lack of doctors in Canada. But they wouldn't even "test" him b/c the university he went to is not "recognized" here.

Another story I remember was that this other south asian guy who got his PhD in some hardcore computer field, from England, couldn't find a job here.. Reason? Well, I'll leave that to the imagination. Motorola (I think..) gave him a job at minimum wage where he is working now as a programmer. Supposedly Motorola (I think..) has a program where they higher qualified immigrant workers at minimum wage who doesn't get hired at other places for "various reasons". They are making a killing in productivity b/c of this.. :rolleyes:..

6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

Bush is not signing that agreement to cut down on pollutants right? The commitment to reduce it or whatever. Forgot the details!

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

Does US give much aid to "terrorist" nations? Other than Iraq of course. They had an agreement with North Korea I remember. What about Iran. US gives a lot to Africa for sure.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

Bah! What do they know. American chicks are hot.. ;)

Buttt, Spanish speaking individuals might find that "English" comment somewhat offensive.. :confused:
 
who cares who wrote it, I'm just passing it along and it's amusing and hell you can relate to most of it :D

Buttt, Spanish speaking individuals might find that "English" comment somewhat offensive..
So what....if you go to another country, you should learn their language, partly out of respect...this is america...we speak english here...this isn't mexico just because you decided to hop over the border to be here.

And even regards to people legally living here...if you're living here for 30+ years and haven't learned english, that's your problem, no way in hell we should learn spanish just to accomidate your lazy ass
 
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