Potentially the longest thread in history...

[PP Mguire]

Decided NOT to go through with the sale. Too much behind that car to let it go now.

 

[PP Mguire]

Re: Today I have...

All he said was what he did today and found out. Not exactly having a full blown discussion about vehicles here.

 

[Yami]

At least it's more interesting than that discussion about lawnmowers a few pages back

 

[PP Mguire]

Wrong thread brah. That's the other one.

 

[Yami]

Meh, I kind of see the 'Longest thread/what jsut bought/today i have' as all the same thread

 

[tj_extreme]

Re: Today I have...

Today I have found out just how much I hate my sisters BF, allow me to paint a picture for you-

I Just moved to Germany, the country of Dirty porn, Nice beer and a lovely economy.
Downside is its a 30 min flight from Liverpool, ergo family....

So sister shows up on short notice that isn't bad I love my sister and I want to show off some of my new cool stuff, but sadly her 6ft 3in tall retard tagged along...

Sooo, Sister an the Galute showed up today, He like me smokes but didn't know most places are shut on a Sunday in Germany so I donate him a pack of smokes and ensconce him an my sister in my spare bed room.So 2PM lunch rolls around and I know a beer hall that serves ham, mustard and boiled potatos with beer on sundays so I take them along, so far so good so we sit down, I flag the girl over an she gives us all a stein of larger an says in German (so I am willing to forgive some ignorance on this) if we want some food go up to the head table an take a plate.

So I go up with the two in tow and my sister takes the plate and lets stuff get put on her plate (turning down the sour kraut, but each to there own), but the retarded idiot takes the spoon for the potatos off the guy an spoons half a ton onto his plate which is just ignorent and to be frank stupid, he just walked past 5 places spooning as much as he wants onto his plate. I apologize on his behalf an we sit down and enjoy the food an beer.

Now this is something that you might not know about beer hall's You wait for a new beer if your stein is empty, but no he walks up to the girl takes 3 beers from her Tray and walk over big ****ing smile on his face an shouts "****ING HELL THIS PLACE IS CHEEP" I at this point face palmed, this is my local beer hall and have drank here a while ago and most nights since I moved over. I am deeply embarrassed and apologize to the guys next to me the girl and the beer master. So we leave and think ok lets get him some ware more English / American so we go to a student bar, but no the cavalcade of retardation hasn't stopped there,... So we go in he says at the top of his voice "BEER FOR ALL THE NAZI's IN THE BAR" I grabbed him and just threw him out into the street.

Me an my sis have a drink while he is out in the street, Then we left the bar and I just grabbed him put him in a cab towards the airport and my sister and me have gone back to my apartment.

The guys a retard and I hate him, I honestly hate him If any one wants to meet the next flight from Munich in Manchester and beat the tosser with a bag of spanners I am all up for it.

When I'm back home, I can excuse a certain level of ignorance to the language. I don't expect an American or anyone else to learn the language for a weeks vacation. A few basic phrases and you're good, since most everyone there speaks English anyways. But for Christ sakes, learn the culture! That is so rude Sax, I'd love to beat him! Does he not understand that in some areas of the country, speaking of The Third Reich is illegal? Granted, that's not everywhere in Germany, but some places/people take it VERY seriously. I would have had no reservations about beating him. Saxon, wo wohnst du?

 

[PP Mguire]

Yea same here. It is basically all general discussion.

 

[PP Mguire]

Re: Today I have...

Today I have sold something very dear to me. I know I said I decided to keep it but I fought myself till 6am when I finally went to sleep. When I woke up I went outside and actually did it.

 

[Trotter]

Re: Today I have...

Went walking with my wife last night. Went and mowed over at the old house today. I be one tired fat man.

 

[Oreo]

Same.

We should merge them, then it really will be the longest thread.