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Today I have found out just how much I hate my sisters BF, allow me to paint a picture for you-
I Just moved to Germany, the country of Dirty porn, Nice beer and a lovely economy.
Downside is its a 30 min flight from Liverpool, ergo family....
So sister shows up on short notice that isn't bad I love my sister and I want to show off some of my new cool stuff, but sadly her 6ft 3in tall retard tagged along...
Sooo, Sister an the Galute showed up today, He like me smokes but didn't know most places are shut on a Sunday in Germany so I donate him a pack of smokes and ensconce him an my sister in my spare bed room.So 2PM lunch rolls around and I know a beer hall that serves ham, mustard and boiled potatos with beer on sundays so I take them along, so far so good so we sit down, I flag the girl over an she gives us all a stein of larger an says in German (so I am willing to forgive some ignorance on this) if we want some food go up to the head table an take a plate.
So I go up with the two in tow and my sister takes the plate and lets stuff get put on her plate (turning down the sour kraut, but each to there own), but the retarded idiot takes the spoon for the potatos off the guy an spoons half a ton onto his plate which is just ignorent and to be frank stupid, he just walked past 5 places spooning as much as he wants onto his plate. I apologize on his behalf an we sit down and enjoy the food an beer.
Now this is something that you might not know about beer hall's You wait for a new beer if your stein is empty, but no he walks up to the girl takes 3 beers from her Tray and walk over big ****ing smile on his face an shouts "****ING HELL THIS PLACE IS CHEEP" I at this point face palmed, this is my local beer hall and have drank here a while ago and most nights since I moved over. I am deeply embarrassed and apologize to the guys next to me the girl and the beer master. So we leave and think ok lets get him some ware more English / American so we go to a student bar, but no the cavalcade of retardation hasn't stopped there,... So we go in he says at the top of his voice "BEER FOR ALL THE NAZI's IN THE BAR" I grabbed him and just threw him out into the street.
Me an my sis have a drink while he is out in the street, Then we left the bar and I just grabbed him put him in a cab towards the airport and my sister and me have gone back to my apartment.
The guys a retard and I hate him, I honestly hate him If any one wants to meet the next flight from Munich in Manchester and beat the tosser with a bag of spanners I am all up for it.
Today I have found out just how much I hate my sisters BF, allow me to paint a picture for you-
I Just moved to Germany, the country of Dirty porn, Nice beer and a lovely economy.
Downside is its a 30 min flight from Liverpool, ergo family....
So sister shows up on short notice that isn't bad I love my sister and I want to show off some of my new cool stuff, but sadly her 6ft 3in tall retard tagged along...
Sooo, Sister an the Galute showed up today, He like me smokes but didn't know most places are shut on a Sunday in Germany so I donate him a pack of smokes and ensconce him an my sister in my spare bed room.So 2PM lunch rolls around and I know a beer hall that serves ham, mustard and boiled potatos with beer on sundays so I take them along, so far so good so we sit down, I flag the girl over an she gives us all a stein of larger an says in German (so I am willing to forgive some ignorance on this) if we want some food go up to the head table an take a plate.
So I go up with the two in tow and my sister takes the plate and lets stuff get put on her plate (turning down the sour kraut, but each to there own), but the retarded idiot takes the spoon for the potatos off the guy an spoons half a ton onto his plate which is just ignorent and to be frank stupid, he just walked past 5 places spooning as much as he wants onto his plate. I apologize on his behalf an we sit down and enjoy the food an beer.
Now this is something that you might not know about beer hall's You wait for a new beer if your stein is empty, but no he walks up to the girl takes 3 beers from her Tray and walk over big ****ing smile on his face an shouts "****ING HELL THIS PLACE IS CHEEP" I at this point face palmed, this is my local beer hall and have drank here a while ago and most nights since I moved over. I am deeply embarrassed and apologize to the guys next to me the girl and the beer master. So we leave and think ok lets get him some ware more English / American so we go to a student bar, but no the cavalcade of retardation hasn't stopped there,... So we go in he says at the top of his voice "BEER FOR ALL THE NAZI's IN THE BAR" I grabbed him and just threw him out into the street.
Me an my sis have a drink while he is out in the street, Then we left the bar and I just grabbed him put him in a cab towards the airport and my sister and me have gone back to my apartment.
The guys a retard and I hate him, I honestly hate him If any one wants to meet the next flight from Munich in Manchester and beat the tosser with a bag of spanners I am all up for it.
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Strike him down with all your might. and a bat?
Well, the Kickstarter project for the hardcore tactical shooter Takedown was successful. The idea of the game is to be everything CoD isn't, and return to the kind of gameplay games like the old Rainbow Six and SWAT gave us.
It's ironic then, that the largest pledger at $7500 was Robert Bowling, aka fourzerotwo. The face of CoD. He's already posting on the forums.. so props to him. Just seems funny
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/355932838/crowdsourced-hardcore-tactical-shooter
It's ironic then, that the largest pledger at $7500 was Robert Bowling, aka fourzerotwo. The face of CoD. He's already posting on the forums.. so props to him. Just seems funny
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/355932838/crowdsourced-hardcore-tactical-shooter
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My god what the hell does she see in that *******???
My god what the hell does she see in that *******???
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Smashed up an old table and chairs with an axe, put it in car, went to the local tip and emptied it all. I got told off though
I was throwing the wood as you do onto the hugeeee mound of wood, but I accidentally flinged one piece to hard and it went straight over the mound and landed on one of the trucks used for moving waste around.
Smashed up an old table and chairs with an axe, put it in car, went to the local tip and emptied it all. I got told off though
I was throwing the wood as you do onto the hugeeee mound of wood, but I accidentally flinged one piece to hard and it went straight over the mound and landed on one of the trucks used for moving waste around.
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^how is that your fault?who would be so dumb to park trucks behind a huge pile of crap where everyone throws their crap.
^how is that your fault?who would be so dumb to park trucks behind a huge pile of crap where everyone throws their crap.
