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^how come? You can camp around teh edges by the containers, and there are those corners by the 2 containers you can walk threw, everyone camps there.
 
From a friend:
[I'm worried that my Windows Program is trying to take over my life. Here
are some recent messages I've received]

* Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

* CONGRESS.SYS corrupted… Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)

* Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

* Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

* Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

* Press any key except… no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

* Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

* Close your eyes and press escape three times.

* Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

* Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)

* COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

* Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

* User Error: Replace user.

* Windows VirusScan 1.0 – “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”

* Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been
deleted. The police are on the way.
 
From same friend:
My name is Spam.
Spam I Am.
I have some stuff I'd like to sell.
Take a look! It's really swell!


I do not want your worthless spam.
I do not want it, Spam I Am.

[Spam I Am says]
$500 software that really rocks!
Just 20 bucks–still in the box!


You are really full of bunk.
I do not want your bootleg junk!
I do not want your worthless Spam.
I do not want it, Spam I Am.

[Spam I Am says]
How about some fast cash?
Fifty Thousand in a flash!!!


How stupid do you think I am?
I won't join your shady scam.
You are a sucker, you silly phony.
If it worked, we'd all have money!
I do not want your worthless spam.
I do not want it, Spam I Am.

[Spam I Am says]
Check out this great idea of mine!
For Web Hosting and Design!


I went to your site; it's out of luck!
For this you're charging lots of bucks?
Spell-check really is your friend,
Stop the same errors that your send.
I do not want your worthless spam.
I do not want it, Spam I Am.

Don't pretend your ads are new.
You insult us when you do.
I won't buy your worthless stocks.
Our heads are not full of rocks
Stop it Spam. Enough's enough.
I do not want your trashy stuff!
I do not want your sickening spam!
I do not want it, Spam I Am!
 
dear FC

Please replace the chick in your sig. PLZ. her eyes are trippy and she has a man jaw.

the avatar can stay tho

so ummm... SP,

are you going to change your avatar? because I don't want my friend Worried in Liverpool to be reminded of the horrific scene(s) in Jurassic Park all the time
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