Potentially the longest thread in history...

From actual court transcripts:

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death.

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Take a guess.

:confused::confused::confused:

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.

:p
 
From actual court transcripts:

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death.

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Take a guess.

:confused::confused::confused:

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.

:p

Your missing the point. When an attorney questions you in court he already knows the answers to the questions, the goal is to get you on record saying it. As for him saying the answer while asking the question that is probably habit from working with clients who are making up a story.
 
Could be a double bluff aswell atorney wants the guy to slip up and lie on record thus invalidating the statement of the witness and possibly leading to action against the witness for contempt of court.
 
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