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[Drizzt]

who knows... maybe the girl is actually a tech forums member with a 3870x2 fetish?

 

[Nagasama]

grab her boobs

 

[Drizzt]

That works too...

 

[Kharn]

how do i know a girl likes me back? I was very nice telling this one girl that she is the nicest girl ive ever met, who was just hired recently at work. She's cute n fun to talk to but man im too quiet n shy!

....Norcent?....


Nha a simple test, is "Hey fancy going an grabbing some lunch" or something along them lines, I am not saying it's easy but the more you know some one the more you can guess this kind of thing. You can't just jump into a relationship it takes time an hard work to get it right.

 

[Nagasama]

That works too...

lol not really but the story would be entertaining.

 

[b1gapl]

lol...nagasama, did you see my Hedberg response, to your's?

LMAO...That guy was the pwnz.

"They said you can have this product for 4 easy payments of $19.95. I would like to have a product thats available for 3 easy payments, and one ****** complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments, is gonna be a *****. The mailman will get shot to death. The envelope will not seal. And the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck ******."

XD...I'm gonna go listen to his CD now.

R.I.P. Hedberg

 

[Nagasama]

lol is that one one of the cd's?

seriously wish that dude wasn't such a junkie.

 

[b1gapl]

Yea, it's on the Mitch All Together Album.

**** yea man. Had the most unique jokes, I've ever heard.



"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that."

"I remixed the remix, and it was back to normal."

 

[Nagasama]

"escalotors can never be broken...they just turn into stairs..."

 

[b1gapl]

lol...oh man, I gotta get all his CDs. I only have the Mitch All Together.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later."