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Shumway

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1) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

2) How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

3) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

4) Why do you choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America?

5) If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read correctly?

6) If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
 
LOL!.. #3 was the best.

I've got to tell this to a buddy of mine. He does crazy shitz like that. lol.
 
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