saltynay
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I am getting a new 32gb ipod touch and want the engraving on the back to be something funny. I have a secret passion for famous quotes and latin gone through my list of latin quotes and found some quite good ones but can't decide; (please vote for your favourite)
1.Brevior saltare cvm deformibus mulieribus est vita - Life is too short to dance with ugly women
2.Certamen bikini-suicidus-disci mox coepit? - Does the Bikini-Suicide-Frisbee match start soon?
3.Clamo, clamatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis - I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream
4.Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? - Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
5.Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum - Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe
6.Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos! - You infernal machine! Give me a beverage or give me my money back!
7.Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus - Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
8.Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare - I think some people in togas are plotting against me
9.Vir prudens non contra ventum mingit - A wise man does not urinate against the wind
1.Brevior saltare cvm deformibus mulieribus est vita - Life is too short to dance with ugly women
2.Certamen bikini-suicidus-disci mox coepit? - Does the Bikini-Suicide-Frisbee match start soon?
3.Clamo, clamatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis - I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream
4.Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? - Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
5.Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum europe vincendarum - Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe
6.Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos! - You infernal machine! Give me a beverage or give me my money back!
7.Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus - Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
8.Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare - I think some people in togas are plotting against me
9.Vir prudens non contra ventum mingit - A wise man does not urinate against the wind