Oh NOEZ!!11! ITs BAtman!?!!!

[bobojuice]

Batman Sighting Puts Schools on Lockdown
Thursday, February 15, 2007


SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — To an Arizona middle school, Batman! Three schools in the north Phoenix suburb of Cave Creek were on lockdown for about 45 minutes Wednesday morning after a student at Desert Arroyo Middle School reported seeing a person dressed as Batman run across campus, jump a fence and disappear into the desert, Scottsdale police Sgt. Mark Clark said.

The student described the person as 6 feet 3 inches tall and possibly male.

"We're assuming it was male, although they did have a mask on," Clark said.

Officers combed the desert around the middle school. A nearby elementary school and high school also were on lockdown as officers sought the caped crusader.

The result — no Batman.

"It's just one of those interesting little stories that we looked into but we couldn't find anyone," Clark said.

Nedda Shafir, a spokeswoman for the Cave Creek Unified School District, said putting all the schools on lockdown was a precautionary measure.

"We didn't want to take any chances," Shafir said. "We just don't want to put anyone at risk."


People are retarded.

 

[hillbillybob]

Hungry? Why wait, grab a stupidbar.

School systems have gotten way out of hand.

 

[Mr. Switch]

Whoever dressed up is my hero.

 

[Jorsoft]

Come St. Patrick's Day the school will be totally locked down again because some kid saw a leprechaun

 

[Harper]

They bettter check to see if their is a Bruce Wayne on the attendance list.

While they are at it, check of a
Richard Grayson
Peter Parker
Shō Fukamachi
Agito Makishima
and the list goes on......

 

[thebleakness]

This isnt a fair representation of the entire human race. You forgot too bold the location of this school district, Phoenix. I swear that it is a black hole for every stupid person in the world to live in. I live 2 hours north of that city and stupid sh!t like that happens every day. You should watch the local phoenix news some time, its brain numbing.

EDIT: I guess it doesnt say exactly phoenix but Scottsdale is a part of the larger metropolitan area. A section where many of the people are too rich to know what to do with their money.

 

[Harper]

Phoenix....

that explains every thing considering the town has a ubar-psychic sharing the same name.

 

[bobojuice]

This isnt a fair representation of the entire human race. You forgot too bold the location of this school district, Phoenix. I swear that it is a black hole for every stupid person in the world to live in. I live 2 hours north of that city and stupid sh!t like that happens every day. You should watch the local phoenix news some time, its brain numbing.

EDIT: I guess it doesnt say exactly phoenix but Scottsdale is a part of the larger metropolitan area. A section where many of the people are too rich to know what to do with their money.

so how do you explain boston?

I dont think its a representation of the ENTIRE human race, just most americans.

 

[thebleakness]

True true. Wasnt thinking about Boston at the time. I correct my statement, boston and phoenix are black holes for all stupid humans. I dont know what I was trying to say about representation because my train of thought derailed and I dont where I was going with it. Just ignore that.