Wow...all right :embaressed: *slowly growing back from 1" tall*. I wasn't familiar with the Onion. Regardless, I wouldn't put something like this past Apple. I also couldn't hear it real well as I'm at work. Anyway...
I am typring this on a mac an to be honest they can't even get that right. I can get not having the useless bloody windows key on a machine that is at stock running a unix based OS but the keyboard layout is a mess it's far from the standard english keyboard that I used on a daly basis.