Letters to Santa

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Get this present for your kid and they'll be sure to love you!

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http://www.lettersfrombadsanta.com/
 
funny stuff so thats why it deserves..................................................................................................
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hey nubioso i like your new sig...lol
 
There is a comedain down here called Kevin Bloody Wilson. (not work safe) And he did the Christmas Song which goes some thing like this.....


Christmas Song by Kevin Bloody Wilson
Hey Santa claus you ****!
Where's me ****ing bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a ****ing letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me ****ing bike.
If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your ****!
You've stuffed me bloody order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you ****!
Where's me ****ing pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you ****ing ho ho ho
You forgot me ****ing pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your ****ing reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells ****ing lies
He's just a **** tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old ****ing ****** Forgot me ****ing bike.
You wait you old ****, I'm gonna dob you in
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your ****ing lights out
"I saw mummy ****ing santa clause"
 
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