Kentucky Jokes

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The governor's mansion in Kentucky burned down! Yep.
Pert near took out the whole trailer park. The library
was a total loss, too. Both books - poof! Up in
flames, and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them.


A guy from Kentucky passed away and left his entire
estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it
'til she's 14.

How can you tell if a Kentucky redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on BOTH sides of his
pickup truck.


Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age in Kentucky to 32? It seems they want to
keep alcohol out of the high schools.


What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Kentucky?
Documentaries.

Where was the tooth brush invented? Kentucky.
If it had been invented anywhere else, it
would have been called a teeth brush.

A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64
and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver
replies "Bout wut?"

Did you hear about the $3 million Kentucky State
Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million
years.

A new law was recently passed in Kentucky . . .
When a couple gets divorced they are STILL cousins.

At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the
Kentucky driver what gear he was in at the moment of
impact. He replied, "tractor hat and camouflage
hunting outfit"

Folks in Kentucky now go to movies in groups of 18.
They were told "17 and under are not admitted".

A Kentucky man spoke frantically into the phone, "My
wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2
minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?", the doctor asked. "No ya dummy" the man shouted, "This is her Husband!"
 
when you go golfing in kentucky you know how they determine your handicap?

































It all depends on how closely related your parents are !!
 
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