Jokes about Thanksgiving *WARNING KINDA MATURE CONTENT*

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Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.................

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen
 
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Thanksgiving was a month ago for us!

Nice jokes...

"8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

WTF man. LMAO that's the best one!

Would be better with ""8. Its a little dry, do you still want to stuff it?" ;)
 
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