if only every seller was like neweyedeya18

[Mr. Switch]

Conscience....close.

 

[M4A1]

He's a good buyer - the only one who wrote a heatware eval for me, too

 

[Qiranworms]

Sw1tCh[FX]! RESIZE THE IMAGE (try a much smaller picture). It stretches the forum layout.

Anyway, now to actually criticize the text:

You have the right to remain silent {comma should go here} but {add "you"} must answer questions. Anything you say will be used against you in the court of Tech-Forums.net. You have no rights and will not want to consult an attorney before speaking to the Grammar Police or to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future {run-on sentence, please revise}. If you cannot afford an attorney, too bad {comma should go here} because none will be appointed for you before any questioning. If you decide to answer questions now, you will lose the right remain silent instantly{awkward, move "instantly" to after "you will"} {comma should go here} and will be flamed as a result. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer our questions?

It's not that I care so much, but it was ironic to see grammar that poor in a joke about grammar correction .

 

[HAVOC]

It's not that I care so much, but it was ironic to see grammar that poor in a joke about grammar correction .

uh.. i'm not sure but, i think the bad grammer in the joke made it a bit funnier... I think it was a part of the joke?

 

[gurusan]

uh.. i'm not sure but, i think the bad grammer in the joke made it a bit funnier... I think it was a part of the joke?

*sigh*

 

[neweyedeya18]

he kicked my dog

he sh*ts on my lawn every second tuesday and third friday of the month.... its only fair

but i actually love dogs, hate cats

 

[gurusan]

oh I knew you had a fault!

I'm a cat person....I have 2 indoor siamese. We are siamese if you please......we are siamese if you don't please.

 

[Nubius]

We are siamese if you please......we are siamese if you don't please.

Lady and the tramp Apparently I watched that so much as a kid I wore the tape out.