I hate my neighbors

[LoTeX]

Unfortunately visitors are not allowed in here.

 

[Trifid]

Annotated Mythbusters: Episode 15: Scuba diver in a forest, Car capers

 

[Sui]

put diesel in the can, it will plug up everything in the exhaust, cat, ego sensor, ect. Should cost them about 120-200 in just parts. Plus you have the added bonus that it has a lesser chance of blowing back on you, because its just diesel. Take their cans and recycle them, use the money to buy more diesel.

 

[Ridlyn]

Get a cheap surveillance camera and catch them in the act. Then report it to the police.

 

[dartgande]

The Diesel fuel thing is a good idea. I'd report them for the beer cans and everything alone, and I would also invest in a riot shotgun. Blast one in the gut with one of those beanbags when they're on your property and see who's laughing then.

 

[Ridlyn]

You could always build a moat, and a mine field around your house.

 

[hmammen]

You could always build a moat, and a mine field around your house.

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But seriously,
shoot them in the knees...they are invading private property.
Or just put diesel in the can. hehe

 

[LoTeX]

kill them. rape them. eat them. (in that particular order) and i guarantee they won't bother you again.