Ha, central key... its it because its near the middle of the keyboard???
One time the CEO of the company I was working for walked up to me with his home computer in hand, he said he couldn't get it to work.. I asked what was wrong? He said that he couldnt get his iPaq to synchronize with his computer.
I asked where his iPaq was and he said it was in the docking bay.
I didnt say anything at first except "I'll look into it".
When he gave me the computer... I noticed his iPaq shoved into his empty floppy disk bay......
I was dying of laughter.
Then, I had to figure out how I was going to tell him that his 13 year old son had a fascination with naked women doing some strange stuff to themselves.....and farm animals...