You're being a smidge vague about what you need the name for, mate. Unless I missed something. My personal best then is to suggest "McLovin" which is an all around kick *** name.
It doesnt really matter what you name it, because after you spend 2-3 hours trying to get something to work we all end up calling it the same thing "stupid piece of ..."
That's because we havent informed the USA of our secret plans yet. However your good brother to the north knows exactly what we have in mind oh an he is getting the house left to him in the will.