After being bored and reading 5 pages of this stuff, I feel like I should reply.
Some interesting stuff that pertains to the discussion.
(subconscious evolutionary thing) - women can tell the difference in skin tone of a man who eats right, and a man who eats bad. we can definitely assume that what you eat affects your skin, so you guys might be eating unhealthily, which may help with your skin oil problem.
Washing with hot water and soap is bad for your skin, because of this I now only wash my hair, face, and crotch with soap and water. Because you damage your skin, open the pores, and wash away most of your skin oils, your body has to overcompensate to make up for the damage caused, so to help your skin heal it releases more oil.
Try washing with less soap on your important parts, and dont use soap on most of your body. Trust me it will help. It takes between a week or 2 for your body to stop overcompensating for all the damage you do. I know its hard when you start because you are greasy but it helps. Also when you wash off dont use wash cloths, they are very abrasive, and harbor bacteria if you reuse them a few times. And when you dry off try not to drag the rag very hard against yourself.
I am 18 so I am prime for skin problems. I've been running a minimum of 3 miles everyday(not on the weekends) for the past 2 months, and the little bit of soap way of washing works good for me. I have noticed my acne has gotten way better to(I still wash my face with soap but I think reducing soap on my whole body reduced the amount of oil my body made in general)
Things I have written were not discovered by me, but are from good sources, not from the comments section of some article, or clickbait on a social media website.
-I hate greasy keyboards too.