a funny story...

[H4x3r]

he then decides he wants scotch instead of beer, and after drinking said scotch remembers that he is highly allergic to scotch but had forgotten for the moment because of he sorrow over losing his duck. He then collapses in a heap of misery on the floor until....

 

[Nagasama]

a 350 pound outlaw biker walks into the bar and says...

 

[H4x3r]

will you be my neighbor?......

 

[lancec2c30]

The bartender steps in and offers to be the bikers roomate, the biker says.......

 

[H4x3r]

not a snowball's chance in HeII buddy, I'd rather eat a....

 

[lancec2c30]

double quarter pounder with cheese, 2 large chocolate milks shakes, and a jumbo sized side of curly fries. The bartender the reply's with.....

 

[Luke]

"*Cry* why would you be so mean you...

 

[Nagasama]

so the biker smacks him upside the head and screams out...

 

[Nick]

OH NOES!! He then...

 

[H4x3r]

hops on his big wheel and pedals to the next town to do more....