a funny story...

[superdave1984]

And squeezes the duck making it quack as proof of his claim.

 

[Ewc1307]

...at which point the duck shoots out and flies...

 

[Ridlyn]

into a giant snot bubble filled with sperm whales

 

[Nick]

Unfortunatelty the wales eat the duck leaving a...

 

[H4x3r]

trail of snot where the duck once was

 

[Nagasama]

and the bartender says, "that's why we don't serve whales...now take your..."

 

[superdave1984]

fowl self to the other side of the room and...

 

[Nick]

think about what you have done...

 

[H4x3r]

the man promptly plops down on a wobbly three legged stool and ponders about...

 

[Nagasama]

his missing duck and which beer to order...