Fast Food Paranoia/Stories

[Harper]

Mmm, Pizza Slut... lol! What do they have? Whores delivering pizza with free handjobs?! hahaha...

Not with the pizza delivery people that in my areas.

Gee with replies that like that, it's sort of reminding me of some of those 70's porno video where the scattly clad girl does not don't enough money to pay the driver.

whats wrong with that mousepad?

Just make sure that just the EXTRA CHEEZE your ordered on your pizza.....

 

[RyanOldw83]

Silesia, LMFAO!

 

[Apokalipse]

McDonalds meat is red before its cooked, i worked at 2 different ones for a total of 3 years and never saw a piece of grey frozen beef. And in case you were wondering, the worst thing i ever did to someones food was put about a whole bag of onions when they asked for extra extra onions.. they werent too happy!

I too work in a McDonalds, ^ this statement is right ^

 

[koldapu]

thats what i love about "kooky kalifornia" . . . all of the health nuts made all the restaurants go healthy and clean . . .

i try to be nice to the people at fast food restaurants before i buy the food, and then if need be, i chew them out AFTER i get my food

 

[beedubaya]

I heard a story about somebody finding a fried rat in a bucket of chicken from KFC.

 

[mac_mogul]

In the middle of Nowhere Oklahoma (this is where I live) we have our own brand of fast food

Mr. Burger : usually selling yesterday's burger...
Chapalas!: usually putting yesterday's burger in a blender and putting in a taco.
Subway: Is half subway, half gas station... need I say more?
Daylight Doughnuts: Doesn't serve doughnuts...

 

[jaksback]

Alright, here is a sick one: I used to often stop in at JackintheBox for my morning breakfast Jack before work. One morning I get one and I notice there is an odd red stain on my napkins, then on my wrapper and then of all places on the bun....sure enough it was blood from someones cut finger. Argh, obviously I never go to that particular place again. Sort of grosed me out and pissed me off.

 

[beedubaya]

Alright, here is a sick one: I used to often stop in at JackintheBox for my morning breakfast Jack before work. One morning I get one and I notice there is an odd red stain on my napkins, then on my wrapper and then of all places on the bun....sure enough it was blood from someones cut finger. Argh, obviously I never go to that particular place again. Sort of grosed me out and pissed me off.

Jack In The Box got a major lawsuit in the early 90s and many of their stores shut down. Can't remember what that was for though.

 

[koldapu]

Jack In The Box got a major lawsuit in the early 90s and many of their stores shut down. Can't remember what that was for though.

food poisoning

 

[Harper]

food poisoning

Remember the same thing happening on a scout camp one. Problem was that one of the son's daddy was really rich and waste no time sueing to person that was responible for catering on that camp.


And after that, my scout group never ate chicken again.



[EDIT] This post just made me remember that my parents cooked up Aligator Tail Gumbo last night. Did not realises what I was eating there. Still tasted like chicken to me. [/EDIT]