PLEASE READ THIS IS ITS ENTIRETY!
Ok, my english techer just gave us this handout today, and i just hafta share it with yall, its greatstuff.
This handout is about the history of playing the dozens (all the yo moma jokes)
Basically its a game, were peeps go back and forth, and it has rules and all. i wont get into then, its useless. the great stuff are the jokes them selves the teacher gave us they are called snaps:
Stupid/ugly snaps:
-ur so stupid, it takes u n hour to cook minute rice
-ur so dumb, u think taco bell is a mexican phone company
-ur girlfriend is so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she broke her two front teeth
-ur so dumb, if u spoke ur mind, you would be speechless
-ur sister is so stupid, she went to the baker for a yeast infection
-ur so stupid, u asked for a pricecheck at a 99 cent store
-u were so ugly at birth, your parents called u "shit happens"
-ur bro is so ugly, when he sits in the sand the cat tries to bury him
-ur so ugly u couldnt get laid if u were a brick
body snaps:
-your tits are so small, you hafta tatto "front: on ur chest
-ur sister is so skinny, her bra fits better backwards
-ur sister is so skinny, she could win the miss somalia pageant
-ur mother is so crossed-eyed, she thinks her only child is a twin
-ur mother is so fat, shes got more chins than chinatown
-ur mother is so fat, her blood type is Ragu
old/smelly snaps:
-ur breath smills like cheez doodles-- light on the cheeze, heavy on the doo doo
-ur breath smeels so bad, people on the phone hang up
-ur mother is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper
-ur grandmather is so old, she wrote the foreward to the bible
-ur mother is so old, she new burger king when he was just a prince
-ur mother is so old, her social security number is in roman numerals
-ur mother is so old, her social security number is 1
poor snaps:
-ur family is so poor, your mother calls TV dinner trays her good china
-ur parents are so poor, they god married for the rice
-ur car is so old, they sstole the club and left the car
and finally the sex snaps!:
-i heard u were getting sex all the time until ur wrist got arthritis
-ur mother is like a doorknob cuz everyone takes a turn
-the only dif between ur girlfriend and a subway is that not every1 has ridden a subway
Hope u enjoyed it!
Ok, my english techer just gave us this handout today, and i just hafta share it with yall, its greatstuff.
This handout is about the history of playing the dozens (all the yo moma jokes)
Basically its a game, were peeps go back and forth, and it has rules and all. i wont get into then, its useless. the great stuff are the jokes them selves the teacher gave us they are called snaps:
Stupid/ugly snaps:
-ur so stupid, it takes u n hour to cook minute rice
-ur so dumb, u think taco bell is a mexican phone company
-ur girlfriend is so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she broke her two front teeth
-ur so dumb, if u spoke ur mind, you would be speechless
-ur sister is so stupid, she went to the baker for a yeast infection
-ur so stupid, u asked for a pricecheck at a 99 cent store
-u were so ugly at birth, your parents called u "shit happens"
-ur bro is so ugly, when he sits in the sand the cat tries to bury him
-ur so ugly u couldnt get laid if u were a brick
body snaps:
-your tits are so small, you hafta tatto "front: on ur chest
-ur sister is so skinny, her bra fits better backwards
-ur sister is so skinny, she could win the miss somalia pageant
-ur mother is so crossed-eyed, she thinks her only child is a twin
-ur mother is so fat, shes got more chins than chinatown
-ur mother is so fat, her blood type is Ragu
old/smelly snaps:
-ur breath smills like cheez doodles-- light on the cheeze, heavy on the doo doo
-ur breath smeels so bad, people on the phone hang up
-ur mother is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper
-ur grandmather is so old, she wrote the foreward to the bible
-ur mother is so old, she new burger king when he was just a prince
-ur mother is so old, her social security number is in roman numerals
-ur mother is so old, her social security number is 1
poor snaps:
-ur family is so poor, your mother calls TV dinner trays her good china
-ur parents are so poor, they god married for the rice
-ur car is so old, they sstole the club and left the car
and finally the sex snaps!:
-i heard u were getting sex all the time until ur wrist got arthritis
-ur mother is like a doorknob cuz everyone takes a turn
-the only dif between ur girlfriend and a subway is that not every1 has ridden a subway
Hope u enjoyed it!
If you could just remove the perverted parts, then It would be okay 
