Does Anybody Know Why....?

[office politics]

Ok, Im'a try to get sumthin' started here. This thread is for the truly ridiculous, absurd crap that goes on in this world. The things that make you wanna ask, "Does Anybody Know Why..."

for instance, Dose Anybody Know Why Iron Mike Tyson bit Holyfield's ear?

 

[Slaymate]

He was hungry.

 

[KSoD]

Does anyone know why all the Canadians I talk to at work always ask if the product they buy will work in Canada?

 

[Nitestick]

Does anybody know why Apple's iPod is probably more popular than any given deity despite being such a pain in the proverbial to use, proprietary and expensive?

 

[sudden0utburst]

Does anyone really know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if, indeed, a woodchuck COULD chuck wood¿¿

 

[Yami]

How much chuck could a chuckwood wood if a chuckwood could wood chuck?

 

[lukas]

why is lipstick called lipstick if your lips dont stick together?

does anybody know why washing machines have a viewing window?

 

[kmote]

why is lipstick called lipstick if your lips dont stick together?

Because it is in a stick-like form factor. If lippy was stored in a bucket and applied with a 4" brush it would have the correct name - lippaint.

does anybody know why washing machines have a viewing window?

So the washer gremlins can see out.

 

[overlord20]

Because it is in a stick-like form factor. If lippy was stored in a bucket and applied with a 4" brush it would have the correct name - lippaint.



So the washer gremlins can see out.

Washer Gremlins steal socks...

 

[Yami]

why is lipstick called lipstick if your lips dont stick together?

Cos it sticks... to your lips