Guys, we're trying to tone down on the profanity thing. Read Dave's post in announcements. Let's not turn it into a bigger deal than it's worth by just following it.
Two: one crappy rotary phone I use when the power goes out (that I accidentally broke last week...oops...) and a GE 2.4Ghz cordless phone. There are a couple others in my house, but they're technically not mine.