HARPER'S GOING TO HELL!!!!!
gaara,
That list discribes just about every one I know. And I am no goth.
-Frequently wears black clothing. - yes
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. - yes
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. - yes
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. - yes
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. - yes
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. - yes
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. - yes, gave up on church and the bible a long time ago.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. - yes, does this include things like AD&D
-Drinks alcohol. - BUNDIE & COE!!!!
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. - I am not the happiest person in the world
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. - Got bored doing that way back in year 9.
-Complains of boredom. - DOn't we all.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. - MUST PLAY MORE WoW!!! I want to get to lvl 50 tonight.
-Is excessively awake during the night. - Still not at Lvl 50 yet.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. - And a good morning to you, you try enjoy sun light after playing WoW up to 5am in the morning.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. - So i can download pr0n.
-Spends large amounts of time alone. - So i can look at pr0n.
-Requests time alone and quietness. - That so I can hear whether or not my parents are about to walk into my bed room while I am downloading pr0n on my computer.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. - WTF?
-Misbehaves at school. - Not in school any more
-Misbehaves at home. - Yeah.... well......
-Eats excessively or too little. - No sure about that.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. - WTF???? This is reminding me of that Count Dracula Vibrator comment in Blade Trinity.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. - I ran out of bandaids
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. - You mean the church is tell me that ANDROMEDA and STAR GATE is Bad for me?
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. - W.o.W.!!!!
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. - So?
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. - Don't we all.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. - Only way to dance while clubbing.
-Expresses an interest in sex. - Well, that normal.
-Masturbates - There are 2 types of people in the world, people that masturbate, and people who lie.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. - So....?
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. - S.T.F.U! One thing that I loath about the Christanity is the way that they view that every other religion is a EVIL!!!!
