Computer Abbreviations

[TheMajor]

APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

 

[Elbatrop1]

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
or
I Still Don't kNow

 

[ayenem]

and yet another TLA

 

[TheMajor]

DOS = Defunct Operating System

 

[hygor]

MS = Must Suck
MAC = Made (with) abandoned chips
MAC = Mainly Aesthetic Crap
Intel = It Now Takes Even Longer
AMD = Allmighty Machine Driver
ATi = Awful Technical Internals
XP = Xtremely Problematic (it aint that bad really)
ME = Made Evil
WIN = Will It Never (end)
LINUX = Leave It Now Unless Xtreme (or so they would like you to believe these "hardcore linux users")

 

[Harper]

XP = Xtremely Problematic (it aint that bad really)

Or Xperience Problems

 

[Apokalipse]

When It's Not Dead, (it) Only Works Slowly

 

[shan]

Just thought of this:
ASP - Actively Starts Problems

 

[Harper]

The following is too true...

OEM - Over Exaggerated Markup

 

[Harper]

This is some thing that I am actually use as some people have been catching on to the word "Wet-Ware"

D.E.U - Dumb End User

Like from time to time, i might be on site and people are wondering what is wrong, and you know you that they can not handle the truth, i just say "There was a problem with the D.E.U."