Coffins For Fanboy Funerals

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Coffins For Fanboy Funerals

While “themed” coffins is nothing new, biodegradable coffins with an iPhone theme are. While I can think of a bunch of people that should be buried in coffins like this, I'm not sold on the whole cardboard aspect. Blame our weekend news guy Terry for this one.
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How many people would want to be buried in a coffin made to resemble an iPhone? Surely all those fanboys literally can't live without their Apple handsets? Wouldn't it be apt to be ensconced in a Microsoft Vista desktop wallpaper coffin, after having a heart attack from seeing one too many Blue Screens Of Death? Maybe those who had a killer case of D-pad thumb would fancy one styled after a Super Nintendo controller?
 
that's just totally sad...on a scale of 1 to 10 on the "look at me, I exist and believe I'm cool scale" that ranks as a 533....+12

:p

and at the same time...as empty, valueless, momentary and forgetful as the cardboard is, how ironic

;)
 
I'd lol if someone got burried in a "Blue Screen of Death" coffin, or a coffin with a Recycling Bin on it...
 
Yes, I do want to be buried with my computer. But that coffen idea is taking it too far
 
I plan to be cremated then buried in the mulch for a pot plant so my friends can smoke me and i can come back as a ghost and talk to them while they are high.
 
veedub - that is possibly the most surreal thing i have heard of in a long time.
 
I plan to be cremated then buried in the mulch for a pot plant so my friends can smoke me and i can come back as a ghost and talk to them while they are high.

Did you just get done watching How High? too? xD... Was on Comedy Central earlier :p.
 
dude i so want my ashes put in one of those lol, alltho because im cremated, i would mind being actually put into my favorite device lol. i also liek vdubbs plan. but cremation ftw no way are some worms eatign away at my body, with a cost of over 10k on my family stick me in the oven for 300$ lol. and do with my ashes as they want, alltho i do want some scaterd some where.
 
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