The Chav Test

[Vaanish]

Lets clear up what a chav is.

1) A chav prefers Cider to Beer, and they always drink it at parks.
2) Reebok is a godsend
3) Out with tartan check, in with Burbury
4) You can never have enough gold
5) Tracksuits are a must have
6) Chavs never tie there shoelaces, always tuck them in
7) Getting a tiny bit of dirt on you is a disaster
8) Your always think your great
9) Music has to be loud (although it really does in my opinion
10) You might aswell not have a car unless a) It has atleast 1 Kenwood 12" Subwoofer, b) It has something hanging down from rearview mirror c) It must have a spoiler and bosy kit
11) Smokeing 1 cigarette is not going to hurt you
12) Weed isnt adictive

So there you have it, a list of rules a chav must follow, although some chavs do not meet them requirements.


P.S.

Doing up your car can be fine, just has to be the right make/brand.

If I may add to the list:

13) You must start a fight with anyone who makes eye contact with you.

Dont forget- they also have to antagonize, and be agressive to ordinary people walking down the street minding their own business.

 

[Apokalipse]

I got 5%
The only questions I answered 'yes' to are:
"Have you ever had a meal from a tin?"
"Would you ever go outside the house without hair gel?"


Some of those questions, I did not get though.
One of them was:
"Is one of your relatives called 'Kevin'?"

I mean, WTF has that got to do with anything?

 

[b1gapl]

Or if you wear white stilettos.....

Nice avatar Apokalipse.

 

[Apokalipse]

Or if you wear white stilettos.....

What is a stiletto, anyway?

Nice avatar Apokalipse.

thanks!

 

[b1gapl]

What is a stiletto, anyway?

They are thin heels, that are on high heeled boots or shoes.