car pranks

[H4x3r]

what you do is buy alot of the fake dog poop. put one on there hood everyday for like a week. they will clean it off carefully the first time see its fake. then everyday after that they will just knock off the fake dog poop. on the final day put some real dog poop on the hood they will go to knock it off and end up with a hand full

genius!

 

[uzi9mm]

take a poop in a really small cup and hide it in the car.....

-or-

buy alot of crickets and hide them all over the car.

 

[Preacher]

put some THSUPER Glue in her key socket.

/win.

 

[CrazeD]

Jack the car up and put cinder blocks under it, but only enough so that it is barely off the ground and doesn't look jacked up. They'll be clueless at first as to why the can't move.

Cover the entire car in post-it notes.

Fill the car with ping pong balls.

Put flour in the AC/heat vents (or saw dust, paper, etc).

 

[carnageX]

Wrap the car in shrink wrap. With them in it. Always makes for a good time to try and watch them escape.

Was gonna suggest this lol (although not while they're in it). Suran wrap the whole thing around and around...will be a pain to get off.

 

[Trotter]

Vaseline under the door handles... a lot of it, enough to fill up the space.

Banana in the tail pipe.

Sardines on the exhaust manifold.

Pull the fuse for the heater/blower.

Pull the fuse for the radio.

Advance the plug wires one socket ahead of the proper sequence (easily replaced).

Use an eyedropper and put hot water inside the door locks. As cold as it is...

Remove the front seat(s).

Remove the steering wheel.

Put a rock or two in a couple of hubcaps (if the car has them).

Use masking tape (comes in different colors), "graffiti" the car up good.

Using a car marker (like used car lots use to write prices in the window), color in the windows and windshields. White or yellow works beautifully.

Straight wire the horn to a spark plug. The results are absolutely maaaahvelous.

Disengage the transmission linkage.

"Steal" the car's hood. Prop it up against her garage or somewhere it can be readily seen.
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I have seen all of these done over the years. Had a hand in many of them.

 

[superdave1984]

Replace the washer fluid with cooking oil. Pour a quart of transmission fluid in the gas tank, it'll smoke like crazy but won't harm the car at all. Pop off one of the weights that are used to balance the tires. (Use chalk on the tire or take a picture to see where to put it back. Better if you remove one from the inside of the rim) Pour a little motor honey on the exhaust manifold. This crap is really think and takes a LONG time to burn off. Again it will smoke like mad but do no harm. Don't use too much however, a tablespoon will do fine. You can also use motor oil. Super glue a dime over the key lock. There is a fuse that controls the "clicker" so if you can get inside, pull it. White shoe polish on the tires is really difficult to remove after it has dried for a while.

 

[Poizen22]

haha yea give ehr a set of white walls

 

[CrazeD]

Straight wire the horn to a spark plug. The results are absolutely maaaahvelous.

LMFAO!

You're a bad boy Trotter.

 

[Harper]

One Prawn
One AC Ventilation Duct
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Profit!!!!!!


Just a little bit of Dencorub on the front windscreen. People will mistake it for bird poo. Problem is that once they hit the wind shield wipers, it's goes all over the place.