exactly, no need to shove your cock and balls all the way into the bottle....
you can't sit and pee... meaning you're physically incapable of it or just unwilling because you're insecure with your "manliness" (i think it's the latter, judging by your need to talk about your size). if it's a physical issue, i'd call your doctor.
sure, "real men" stand to pee, but only an insecure fool would refuse to relieve himself because sitting isn't manly enough.
hey man, if you're unwilling, you unwilling. but don't act like it's completely below you and unmanly to do so. it was only a suggestion to help solve your problem of relieving yourself at tailgating events.