The Best TV quotes

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figured i would make a thread of quotes from shows like simpsons, family guy, american dad, seinfeld, friends, and just about any other funny quote from alot of shows

 

[Mr. Switch]

Do'h!

 

[SpoiledBoar]

Don't have a cow man

 

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"Dude you smell like hot trash"

 

[Shannon]

"Why watch the angst of fictional characters when you can watch real people in contrived situations?" Seth, The O.C.

 

[Harper]

"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of |-|ELL. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." - Book, FIREFLY Episode 6