30 sec spot

[Vybuni]

But wait! Call within the next TEN MINUTES and We'll double your order FREE!!!!1!!11! Order with your credit card and and we'll throw in a complementary _______!

 

[aliasaid]

But wait! Call within the next TEN MINUTES and We'll double your order FREE!!!!1!!11! Order with your credit card and and we'll throw in a complementary _______!

...grooming kit!

 

[talldude123]

So grab your phone now, and call 1-800-DONT-SUE to get your lose weight cream for 5 payments of $5. Order now, supplies are limited!

 

[Nubius]

man you guys just butchered my AWESOME commercial........psht

 

[Trotter]

Know anyone who can whistle? Or can you find the Enzyte music? Then make your own Enzyte commercial.

Surely you and your friends can do as good as the ones on television.

 

[Crysalis]

too bad this is about a 60 second commercial!!! Has to be 30 seconds. This is radio so it cannot be even a half of a second longer or it will be cut off.

Nubius... i did realize a phone number does need to be in there...

thanks guys... keep them coming!

 

[Nubius]

1-800-No-Mo-Fat

 

[talldude123]

Commercial for my Car Washing Vacuum. It works like a magnet, and costs so little to buy = $30.

Bender:

Add a 1 and two 0's after that, and you've got a wad!