Too good not to share... 
"Yesterday Steve Jobs was showing off the new iPhone 4G as if it was a cure for cancer.
However yesterday's demo was marred by the fact that the iPhone 4G didn't actually work as Steve intended. In typical fashion Steve blamed the Wi-Fi connection in the hall rather than his team's engineering. We can provide you with the top 11 reasons the iPhone really went **** up.
That's funny right thar... don't matter who ya are.
"Yesterday Steve Jobs was showing off the new iPhone 4G as if it was a cure for cancer.
However yesterday's demo was marred by the fact that the iPhone 4G didn't actually work as Steve intended. In typical fashion Steve blamed the Wi-Fi connection in the hall rather than his team's engineering. We can provide you with the top 11 reasons the iPhone really went **** up.
- The iPhone's wireless connections were set up by the same people who designed Apple's Airport.
- Adobe managed to sneak into the phone's connection and break it. After all Steve thinks everything in Appleland is broken by Adobe.
- Gizmodo dropped it in a pub.
- Verizon scrambled the AT&T network that the phone was running on so that Steve Jobs would give the sole rights to the phone to them.
- The iPhone 4G is total pants and shows that Steve Job's teams have lost the plot. It will be the first in a long line of glitches that will include screens that crack and cameras that don't work.
- After being on the market for five seconds it is already out of date and the Apple team have refused to service it.
- The phone sniffed the atmosphere in the room and emotionally broke down with all the love it felt.
- Its liver transplant failed
- The iPhone has reached HAL-like levels of intelligence and likes nothing more than winding up Steve Jobs - just wait for the sitcom.
- A hacker had bypassed the superior quality of the security and was messing around under the bonnet.
- It was suffering internal damage from leaping off a tall building in Shenzhen."
That's funny right thar... don't matter who ya are.
