And you guys thought that Firefox Was Good!

[mcovalt]

Check it out... seriously click the link:
Microsoft(R) Firefox | We've Made it Better

This browser beats down all others like a sick dog.

 

[Brinson]

I think if it were real the web design wouldn't suck.

or maybe its real:

RSS (Real Simple Sex)
RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls

 

[mcovalt]

Yeah, did you see the "Akobe Phlash" and the recommended system specs. LOL!!!

 

[Yek]

Iv seen it all now

 

[gurusan]

omgz I gotta get me this

Tired of slow image rendering? Microsoft Firefox 2007 can deliver online pornography at blazing fiery speeds. By using a proprietary dynamic algorithm, anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster!

 

[Yek]

10X, gee that's quick !

 

[nOcLuE98]

"A robust new Microsoft security architecture known as TakeOverâ„¢ helps to protect the Windows Kernel from malicious, damaging and viral software such as Symantec and McAfee products."

"Unexpected is good. An exceptional streamlined browsing technology known as the Cut Away Effectâ„¢, randomly prevents 9/10 of the browser from rendering properly in order to save system resources. This is not a bug."

hahahahahaa, this is great.

 

[Yek]

What do you think the site admin uses?

 

[Redmo0n]

System Requirements

Below are the minimum requirements your computer needs to run Microsoft Firefox. Some components may require additional system resources not outlined below.



Microsoft Firefox 2007 will run on most Operating Systems (by Microsoft).

Computer/Processor

Quadcore CPU 4.6GHz processor or higher (For the loading of Hotmail.com)

Operating Systems

Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2)
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1)
All Major Linux Distributions (As if...)

Memory

To compensate for frequent memory leaks:
Windows XP Service Pack 2 (SP2) - 873 MB
Windows XP Professional x64 Edition - 1680 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 (SP1) - 870 MB
Windows Server 2003 Service Pack 1 ia64 - 2180 MB

Drive

Microsoft HD-DVD-ROM drive (Required to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)

Display/Graphics

1080i or higher-resolution screen with any 512mb SLI Graphics card. (For High Definition GIF images)

Peripherals

Microsoft Mouse, Microsoft IntelliMouse, or any compatible Microsoft device. (Otherwise all hyperlinks will be disabled)

Software


Microsot Powerpoint 2007 (For exceptional Spyware Protection)

Credit Card

Microsoft accepts Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Delta and Discover.

 

[thirdshiftdj]

1080i or higher-resolution screen with any 512mb SLI Graphics card. (For High Definition GIF images)
Lol, nice!!!