I hold this truth to be self evident. I registered here

[iPwn]

public static void Main()
{

var post = new StringBuilder();
​

post.AppendFormat(ConstructIntro());
post.AppendFormat(ConstructBio());
var religiousAffiliation = null;
post.AppendFormat(GetPoliticalViews());

Console.WriteLine(post);
​

}
public static StringBuilder ConstructIntro();
{

var returnVal = new StringBuilder();

returnVal.AppendFormat(@"Hi All! {0}New here (obviously) and figured I would post something quasi interesting in the n00b thread!{0}, "\n");

return returnVal;
​

}
public static StringBuilder ConstructBio()
{

var returnVal = new StringBuilder();

returnVal.AppendFormat(@"I have a long history with PC repair, custom builds, programming, adminstration... bla bla bla, I've done a lot. Currently working as a database admin at \(Company Name\) from my previous role as the Help Desk Manager.{0}, "\n");

return returnVal;
​

}
public static string GetPoliticalViews();
{

return "\n\n...we seriously need to evolve past this party system.";
​

}

 

[patonb]

Welcome, bit more unique than the traditional "Hi World" posts

 

[iFargle]

#!/bin/bash
echo "Welcome to the forums!"

I'm a simple man

 

[iPwn]

Welcome, bit more unique than the traditional "Hi World" posts

Thanks!

Trying to waste as much time as possible at work whilst I have little to do on this joyous Friday.

#!/bin/bash
echo "Welcome to the forums!"

I'm a simple man

Thanks!

I'd love to be just that. Unfortunately, my company's coding guidelines are such that things are way more complex than need be Their definition of 'self-documenting' code appears to accomplish the exact opposite.

 

[iFargle]

Thanks!

Trying to waste as much time as possible at work whilst I have little to do on this joyous Friday.

Best way to spend a Friday

 

[patonb]

I just played 2 hrs of World of Tanks whilst supposively woking