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Old 11-08-2013, 01:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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public static void Main()
{
var post = new StringBuilder();
post.AppendFormat(ConstructIntro());
post.AppendFormat(ConstructBio());
var religiousAffiliation = null;
post.AppendFormat(GetPoliticalViews());

Console.WriteLine(post);
}
public static StringBuilder ConstructIntro();
{
var returnVal = new StringBuilder();

returnVal.AppendFormat(@"Hi All! {0}New here (obviously) and figured I would post something quasi interesting in the n00b thread!{0}, "\n");

return returnVal;
}
public static StringBuilder ConstructBio()
{
var returnVal = new StringBuilder();

returnVal.AppendFormat(@"I have a long history with PC repair, custom builds, programming, adminstration... bla bla bla, I've done a lot. Currently working as a database admin at \(Company Name\) from my previous role as the Help Desk Manager.{0}, "\n");

return returnVal;
}
public static string GetPoliticalViews();
{
return "\n\n...we seriously need to evolve past this party system.";
}
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Old 11-08-2013, 01:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Welcome, bit more unique than the traditional "Hi World" posts
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#!/bin/bash
echo "Welcome to the forums!"

I'm a simple man
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Old 11-08-2013, 03:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Welcome, bit more unique than the traditional "Hi World" posts
Thanks!

Trying to waste as much time as possible at work whilst I have little to do on this joyous Friday.

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#!/bin/bash
echo "Welcome to the forums!"

I'm a simple man
Thanks!

I'd love to be just that. Unfortunately, my company's coding guidelines are such that things are way more complex than need be Their definition of 'self-documenting' code appears to accomplish the exact opposite.
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Thanks!

Trying to waste as much time as possible at work whilst I have little to do on this joyous Friday.
Best way to spend a Friday
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I just played 2 hrs of World of Tanks whilst supposively woking
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