I'm SusiQ, and I know NOTHING about ANYTHING technological. I'm trying, though! I have some questions for you technologically-inclined beings, and though I will not be able to offer any advice in return, I will shower you with praises such as, "BY THOR'S HAMMER, YOU ARE THE KING OF ALL THINGS TECHNOLOGICAL!" (or whatever mythical character you're a fan of). Help me and I will shout to the ends of the forums my praise for your superior brain! (with impeccable grammar, too!) I can do it in French or Spanish, if you prefer (si prefieras/comment vous preferez).
Thank you in advance (oh master of the the LAN).