Lol.... I knew it was a joke when I saw it... wouldn't happen....
Plus, skimming over some of the article was funny....
I haven't played the story line, single player SC missions for a LOOOONG time, but wasn't the Xel'Naga a clan of Protoss or something? I didn't think it was a completly different race....
2nd thing: The description of Terran was a flashback to Starship Troopers... lol... Mobile Infantry and Fleet Academy.
3 - in a game like that (IF it was to exist...) Lurkers would own.