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Old 04-18-2011, 01:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talk about a royal flush. Kohler Numi, a manufacturer of kitchen and bathroom products, is getting ready to launch an ultra luxurious 'smart toilet' in the U.S. Wondering how luxurious a toilet can really be? For starters, it comes with a touchscreen remote control. You know, so you can skip tracks and adjust the volume on the toilet's built-in speakers. That's right, not only does this technological wonder whisk away your excrement, it also has the capability to belt out crappy songs while doing so.

We haven't even scratched the surface here. There's a motion activated lid and seat, a boon for germaphobes and for those who never remember to put the toilet seat down, the latter of which can save marriages. It comes with a deodorizer, a heated seat, floor vents to warm your feet as you stumble into the bathroom in the wee hours of the morning, illuminated panels, and yes folks, it comes with advanced bidet functionality, allowing you to control both the water pressure and temperature. When you're finished, there's an integrated air dryer, too.

There's more. A magnetic docking station charges and stores the remote, it flushes automatically, and should you misplace the remote, auxiliary controls let you control basic functions.

The Numi will be available nationwide this fall for around $6,400.

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Well, rich people need things to buy And if I were rich, I'd totally have one.
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