top 5 excuses for calling into work on a day 1 release

[borstarhymes]

5) personally this one is a classic favorite of mine diahrea , i mean really which employer argues this.
4) car got towed
3)the old call in where you say your puking your brains out (for added authenticity try dumping a bucket of water into the toilet while making puke noises midcall)
2)honesty but lets be real that only gets you fired
1)not callin at all and not showing up but explaining the next day that the power company cut you off by accident so you never heard the alarm go off cause it didn't, you couldn't call cause you live alone and your cell didn't charge,and obviously you couldn't leave cause you had to get services restored

 

[Omoplata]

Menstral cramps

 

[slaychandim]

I am not really feeling that well I cant come in thats all I say that or I email it. But usually if I want to play day 1 that ba I will just use vacataion time

 

[borstarhymes]

i used to love texting in for a sick day but my job has disallowed that practice

 

[Omoplata]

LOL I can do that

 

[borstarhymes]

damn it i need to get to hq than and be done with these branches

 

[ajacks13]

ummm this reminds me of a little piece i wrote that got re tweeted by freaking SONY!

The Leaderboard: top 5 future games to skip work for

 

[borstarhymes]

ummm this reminds me of a little piece i wrote that got re tweeted by freaking SONY!

The Leaderboard: top 5 future games to skip work for

hahahahhahaha and all of us were silently waiting for this post said no one ever lol

 

[ajacks13]

Borst DO NOT HATE

you guys know that was the coolest thing that ever happened to you and it really only happened to me.

 

[xIx EDGE xIx]

One of the newer supervisors here is a big COD gamer on PS3. I've dealt with him enough that it's a casual, first name basis sort of thing, so with him I could just text him "MW4" when on release day in Novemeber and he'll probably reply with "same"