Favorite Quote from Borderlands 2

[ajacks13]

Two of mine are:

If you got the money, I can save your gol dern life

and

You'll never take me alive you robot sum b*tch

 

[borstarhymes]

Two of mine are:

If you got the money, I can save your gol dern life

and

You'll never take me alive you robot sum b*tch

sounds like scooterisms

 

[borstarhymes]

heres a tt

"That's Mushy Snugglebite's badonkadonk. She's my main squeeze. Lady's got a gut fulla' dynamite and a booty like POOOW!"

 

[ajacks13]

sounds like scooterisms

the first one is Dr. Zed and the second one is scooter.



"Sup, sucka? It's Tina. I wrote you a poem and it goes a little somethin' like this BREAK IT DOWN. Ahem. Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack kill Jack kill Jack KIIIILL JAAAAACK! Kill Jack. A poem by Tiny Tina.

 

[borstarhymes]

"BURN ALL THE BABIES!!!!!"

 

[ajacks13]

Captain Flynt said he would stop torturing me if I brought him all the loot off of dead vault hunters, but he does it anyway.

 

[borstarhymes]

Much as I'm sure you'd like to jam your fist into my skull, optic surgery is best left for professionals

 

[borstarhymes]

"I am the last Claptrap in existence and I AM GOING TO TEABAG YOUR CORPSE!"

 

[ajacks13]

these aren't verbatim BTW...

Captain Flynt: People always ask me why I always play these pre recorded messages over and over and my answer to them is a red hot poker to the eye. Ain't that right claptrap?

Claptrap: It was just a question Mr. Flynt

Captain Flynt: Thats Captain Flynt

 

[borstarhymes]

yeah so are mine sir