roll on the carpet for 5 min till every single body hair rises. then touch the cpu first. then roll around more w ur cpu on ur hand. then make sure u bend every single pins on the back of cpu. smash it in ur mobo using hammer. o btw make sure u have the right electricity first. u can just unscrew light bulb and touch the bare connection w/ wet hands. if u feel funny, its working. ppl dies w/o right knowledge of building computer.
(and just to let u know, i wont be responsible for anything i said.)