Hello, and welcome the TF is a great place to hang out, Im sure you will have fun.
and as I can see you got around fine, (when I joined I skiped this section not seeing it and went right to the Web design and graphics page.) but sence then I have branched out to all the other topics, and well the meaning of this story is... well uh ummm... hmmmmm.... sorry I guess there is no meaning to it.
anyways just have fun, We will be happy to help you out.
Edit: good god, im not typeing that to everyone new to TF.