Just out of curiosity I asked him what his pc runs at (temp wise). He said oh well, I got like two dozen viruses and I'm too lazy to delete them and I have a lot of porn, so it runs kind of hot. I was like, what's it run idle? Oh, not so good, like I said, porn and viruses...
I was so confused yet baffled I just said oh, that's cool... and that was it.