Damn..lol..Ok DiabloII I have the ultimate no hassle solution for you. You stand at the entrance way of the store. Find some attractive young ladies who you know will easliy drop $300 that day, that you will able to smooth talk. You then say I will sell you this $250 gift certificate for $230 cash. You lose a few bucks, but you get cash to spend elsewhere the girls have extra free money to spend...you hang out with them so they ensure the card works, you get to know one of the girls very well..get lucky that night and she becomes your wife...
aghhh sounds good..