You're not being a pain, dude. You've just got a screwed up problem.
Copying a boot.ini file into your system will only work if it's absolutely correct. Without knowing what your system really wants, it's gonna be pretty hard.
Anyway, try downloading the boot-disks for XP (should be 5-6 floppies total) and try those. Make sure your floppy is first boot. Once you get into XP, you should be okay to sort things out.