Need Comments on my sign

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Sex sells my friend.

What you do is fix the six just like you have it in the OP and hire a hot chick in a bathing suit to flash the sign around.

You can also do fliers, put them at stores along with business cards.

God...too much to drink last night :S
 
Do it!!!

And if there's a large gay community in your area I'll take the job as the guy in the speedo holding the sign.
 
Put cheap hookers and free money.

The hookers part is rather true for the establishment next to the shop. Not to mention the pole dancing school across the road.

Just don't clutter the sign.

One thing that my previous boss was good at doing.

Also a 'special' of sorts is a good way to attract customers. Like a cafe would do. Haha.
I had that on the last sign, and the problem is that some one (me) as to constantly keep that updated. Cafes and Sandwitch shops don't have changing prices and low margins like computer shops do.
 
I would get a professional artist to paint the sign.

It would have 1 or possibly 2 scantily clad women in classic pin-up poses.
(nothing too racy. Just hot hot chicks... starting to take off their clothes.)

Wording would be, "The hottest PC store in Town" - Make the girls look like it's soo hot in the store the girls have to take their clothes off.

- "Also, services would be listed."
 
XYZ Computer Store
~Now Open~

We Sell and Service:
*Laptops*
*Desktops*


Complete Stock of
Parts & Peripherals


We Also Offer:
*PC Upgrades*
*Virus Removal*
*Adware/Spyware Removal*
*CCTV*
*Cash Registers/Point of Sale*
 
I would get a professional artist to paint the sign.
I will weigh up the pricing between professional painter and vynal cut lettering.

It would have 1 or possibly 2 scantily clad women in classic pin-up poses.
(nothing too racy. Just hot hot chicks... starting to take off their clothes.)

Wording would be, "The hottest PC store in Town" - Make the girls look like it's soo hot in the store the girls have to take their clothes off.

I could have a chat with the mistress at the asian brothel next door.
Should of named the computer shop....

MISO-HORNY PC SHOP
"Where the customers comes first"​

XYZ Computer Store
~Now Open~

We Sell and Service:
*Laptops*
*Desktops*


Complete Stock of
Parts & Peripherals


We Also Offer:
*PC Upgrades*
*Virus Removal*
*Adware/Spyware Removal*
*CCTV*
*Cash Registers/Point of Sale*

I might do some thing like that.

I am currently working on some signage for the balcony upstairs. Currently having a chat with some of my suppliers in regards to getting some high quality images.
 
I created the following just then.

For those people that don't know, Turn-O-Matic is a product I sell.


[joke]I am talk with the mistress next door about some girls. I dunno. Since they are asian and I am a computer tech, may I should arrange some thing where I assemple computers on some naked japanese chicks [/joke]
 

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I like it my only complaint is with the "now" in now open. I would just have open. For some reason it make me think why are they now open. what was the problem before. Just my opinion.
 
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