It's worth dying for if you are akin to a long flat piece of metal used to check the level of the oil in your car!
Wow, now I can play Crysis @ 80fps constant on ultra setttings for 30K Euro's! Given the human central nervous system can't pecieve past 20 fps, that would make your dipstick usable for testing the depth of a cowpie. What is the word for idiot in German? Idiot! A rose by any other name remains a rose. Sheesh!