Haha, and so are you. You got quite a humor to you.
Well I kind of operate my own business of sorts, consulting for on-site repair and networking. If I had to rate my own technical wisdom compared to others I have seen, I would certainly rate myself at least a 9, maybe even a 10!
I deal with an array of issues that I believe would astonish most basement-dwelling nerds, whether it be electronics repair all the way to VoIP setup, you order it, we'll do it.